You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BUTTS
Stranger: SEX
Stranger: NOW
You: OKAY
You: I MADE YOU A SANDWICH
Stranger: DOES IT HAVE MAYO?
You: YES
Stranger: OM OM OM OM OM OM OM
Stranger: TASTE GOOD
You: GREAT
You: WASH IT DOWN WITH THIS ORANGE JUICE
Stranger: ALRIGHT
Stranger: GULP GULP GULP GULP
Stranger: YUMMY
You: AHA!
You: THE OJ WAS SPIKED
You: WITH BOOGERS
You: DEADLY BOOGERS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im back
You: Is that you fish?!
You: My long lost brother?!
Stranger: yes you found me finally
You: 'BACK FROM THE DEAD
You: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU
You: DIE ZOMBIE
Stranger: i am dead
You: ARE YOU A WRAITH
Stranger: im a sprit
You: AHH
Stranger: im coming for you now
You: MAY THE POWER OF RICE COMPEL YOU
You: *throws rice*
Stranger: WTF LMAO
Stranger: hahahahahahhaa
You: THE RICE IT IS TOO WEAK
Stranger: i cant stop laughing!!
You: HELP ME BUDDHA
Stranger: ohhh myyy i wanna piece of pie
You: Oh here you go
Stranger: thanks!
Stranger: yum
You: But alas
You: that pie is not real
Stranger: yes it is
You: But alas
You: Earwax
Stranger: earwax?
Stranger: ewie
You: BUT YOU SAID IT TASTED GOOD HAHA WERIDO
Stranger: your the wierdo!
You: YOU LIKE EARWAX HAHA WHAT A FREAK
Stranger: im eating chocolate cream pie!!!!!!!!
You: THE CREAM IS EARWAX
You: HAHA
You: Do you want to know what the chocolate is made out of
You: SILLY PUTTY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: 20 m looking for a girl who will do a striptease on cam
You: okay
You: NOW
You: GET ME SOME CIGARETTES AND A BREATHING TANK
You: I maybe saggy but I'
You: I've still got it
